Vagina

"...just put it in my vagina."
-Tim V. on October 7th, 2002

Cootchie Catcher

"Look guys, I made a cootchie catcher."
-Rachel J. on October 7th, 2002

Wanker

"You've got to be a real wanker to be a tour guide."
-Josh R. on July 12th, 2001

Nothing Sexual

"There's nothing sexual about it, it's just a dick."
-Jason S. on July 12th, 2001

Everyone Humps

"I feel like everyone humps."
-Marni D. on July 12th, 2001

Statue of Liberty

"I'm the Statue of Liberty!" (lights lighter) "Why did I just do that?!"
-Josh R. on June 26th, 2001

Sleeping Bag

"...all night - so no sleeping bag knowledge here!"
-Jamison D. on June 26th, 2001

Pepperoni

"Now I'll go wipe the pepperoni off my a**hole."
-Anna H. on June 26th, 2001

Poop

"I took a poop, that was productive."
-Jamison D. on June 25th, 2001

Nipple Hair

"Look at all my nipple hair."
-Jamison D. on June 25th, 2001