Michael to Toby

"Why are you the way that you are?

"Honestly, every time I try to do something fun... or exciting... you make it... not... that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael Scott on the Office

Love and God

"I believe in love, like I believe in God. Ok? You can't see it, you can't touch it, but you know it's there, because you can feel it's wrath."
-Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World

Fistwords

"Your words hurt like fists!"
-Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World

Baseball Glove

"I believe a man should smell like an old baseball glove."
-Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report